Thursday, March 17, 2011

When I Was A Kid

I aspired to be a celebrated creator of culture.
Today, I am an excellent consumer of it.

In other news, I find it absolutely despicable that I cant use the word 'legendary' to describe something actually legendary because I fear it being commonly equated, nay, being brought down to the level of Barney Stinson. As hilarious as that man may be and as rib-tickling as you may find him, you may have noticed that now whenever anyone wants to say that anything was a little above average, they have absolutely no fear in appropriating it as legendary. Yknow what? That rollercoaster ride was NOT legendary. It was thrilling. Get your assumptions right. Also, stop saying epic after every less-than-mundane affair. Honestly.

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