Mama O Mama

. While in a conversation about personalities.

Ma: Abeer, you're a geek. You know, a geek.
Me: (surprised at the fact that Mama knows such a hip word) Do you even know what a geek is?
Ma: Yeah, its some kind of animal that changes its colour over and over again. Or something like that. I dont know.

She meant gecko and she was confusing it with chameleon.

. It is a habit of mine to strangle my mum playfully, and sometimes not-so-playfully. So one day, right before napping, we were playing 'Lets Kill Mama'.

Ma: Abeer, I think I have oesophagus. You strangling me has given me oesophagus.
Me: Do you even know what an oesophagus is?
Ma: Yeah, its a disease.