Mama O Mama!

. We were watching an IPL game where Chennai was playing some other team. Mama randomly goes, 'Yknow Tim Southee's going to Saudia Arabia soon?' And I'm like, o, I didnt know that. Why? She replies, 'Because his name's Southee'.

. Mama has this grand idea, which I must tell you, she is copyrighting, patenting, all that jazz so you cant steal it or take it or use it in any way at all, and there is no exception to this. The grand idea is that she is going to open a kebab store and call it 'Abu Kebab'. This loosely translates into Father of All Kebabs, meaning its going to be so good, it's like the Big Daddy of All Kebabs of All Time. 

She has another idea, which is to open a sandwich store and call it 'Umme Sandwich', loosely translating into Mother of All Sandwiches, so its like My Sandwich is Better Than Your Moms'.

Obviously the last 2 extensions Ive made at my own liberty, but honestly, her idea is crap.

. A mother is by definition, a person who you can snuggle to at 2 am in the night, wake up from her sleep and inform that a mosquito just bit you. And you know what she will do? She wont carry on snoring, or dreaming about her tired and exhausted day. Instead, she'll get up, tell you to apply Calamine lotion and get a little upset about your little blood-sucking nemesis. All this when you're 21.

. Is it just me, or does it amaze everyone else too, that no matter how big you get, your mother's size still remains just the right size to hug and hold? And that you and her fit comfortably with each other, like 2 jigsaw puzzle pieces?