Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Immigration Forms

Name in Full: I. Bags
Place of Residence: Abeer's Undereye
Date of Arrival: Circa 2000
Reason for Visit: Stress, Problems, Lack of Sleep
Estimated Date of Departure: Infinity
Estimated Duration of Stay: Perpetuality

Name of Best Friend: Concealer
Place of Residence: Abeer's Make Up Pouch
Date of Arrival: Every 6 Months
Reason for Visit: To Help Best Friend
Estimated Date of Arrival: Prior To A Date
Estimated Date of Departure: Morning After D.O.A.




. on a compeltely un-related note, someone from Lanka just visited us from a place called Mount Lavania. I dont even know if this is an actual mount, but OMYGOD it excites me so terribly much thinking that someone is reading MY blog FROM a MOUNTAIN!

3 comments:

  1. apparently u had a visitor from makkah, too!

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  2. ooer, did i? i must have, i know quite a few people there.

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  3. hey, can you read my latest poem: "the weaponic bloodline"? i fail to get feedback from anyone at all. you are my last resort.

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