Sunday, January 23, 2011

Want To Be A Doctor?

Are you Indian? Are your parents hopelessly in disappointment with you? 
Are you the lone engineering/business student in a family of doctors? 
Or, *shudders* an Arts student?
Have you answered yes to any of the questions above?
Are you all of the above?

Well then this post is the one for you!


If you've always been taunted about not being able to diagnose a cold or a flu, here's the post that will help you turn that around
No longer will you be the black sheep of your family, 
no longer will you be subject to taunts of not being able to contribute to the Brain Drain of India (if you're Indian that is).
With this one simple step, you will not only be left feeling like a doctor, you'll feel like you're a surgeon.
This. Is. How.

1. You need liquid handwash for this to work. 
2. You need a bathroom that has a door.
3. You need to look like you mean it.

.Enter the bathroom.
.Proceed to wash your hands with liquid handwash as per usual. 
.Dont dry your hands.
.Instead, hold them both in upright position, and proceed towards the door.
.Now deftly, open the door using your fore-arms.
.TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

You now feel like a surgeon.
(Because that is EXACTLY how surgeons who're scrubbing up to go into surgery wash THEIR hands.)
Like a boss yo.

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