so there's this trending topic going on right now, which is pretty sad. it's hashtag 'a good boyfriend'. why this is everyone's main concern i have no clue, but being me, i decided to poke my nose into seeing why this was trending so heavily.
i wont bore you with all the emo nemo romantic idealistic stuff i saw.
instead ill tell you about one particular tweet- #agoodboyfriend way you at. dear lady, if you write in such horrible english, a good boyfriend will elude you for eternity.
i also realised that there was another hashtag, just not as popular as this one- #agoodgirlfriend.
i wont bore you with all the emo nemo whiny stuff i saw.
instead ill tell you about one particular tweet- #agoodgirlfriend gives you head while you play COD. i dont even have a reaction for that. if that is how any man thinks, i think id like to die an old maid.
i however, saw something very hilarious. incidentally, it was an indian tweeter-
"when u see #agoodboyfriend trending, conclusion is that #agoodgirlfriend never exists #OpinionsOfAPersonFromMars"
(twitter handle- @degree_kaapi)
and i think he might just be right. ive had both the pages open for about 10 minutes now, and i have 1018 unopened new search results for #agoodboyfriend, while #agoodgirlfriend only has 228.
this either means that there aren't enough good boyfriends in the world, that there is no demand for good girlfriends, or that women are insanely demanding. id like to think its the first two.
interestingly, there's a lovely McDs commercial airing in India right now. i transcribed it below for your optimum viewing pleasure.
i wont bore you with all the emo nemo romantic idealistic stuff i saw.
instead ill tell you about one particular tweet- #agoodboyfriend way you at. dear lady, if you write in such horrible english, a good boyfriend will elude you for eternity.
i also realised that there was another hashtag, just not as popular as this one- #agoodgirlfriend.
i wont bore you with all the emo nemo whiny stuff i saw.
instead ill tell you about one particular tweet- #agoodgirlfriend gives you head while you play COD. i dont even have a reaction for that. if that is how any man thinks, i think id like to die an old maid.
i however, saw something very hilarious. incidentally, it was an indian tweeter-
"when u see #agoodboyfriend trending, conclusion is that #agoodgirlfriend never exists #OpinionsOfAPersonFromMars"
(twitter handle- @degree_kaapi)
and i think he might just be right. ive had both the pages open for about 10 minutes now, and i have 1018 unopened new search results for #agoodboyfriend, while #agoodgirlfriend only has 228.
this either means that there aren't enough good boyfriends in the world, that there is no demand for good girlfriends, or that women are insanely demanding. id like to think its the first two.
interestingly, there's a lovely McDs commercial airing in India right now. i transcribed it below for your optimum viewing pleasure.
Girl: Are the two of us boyfriend girlfriend?
Boy: No!
G: Why?
B: Because girlfriends are very demanding- I want this, I want that. I cant deal with that.
G: But I only want McAloo Tikki.
Boy: [feels coins in pocket]
B: Really?
G: [nods]
B: Then it's all good.
this is amazing fine! SO CUTEEEEE
ReplyDeleteooer! you went all the way dowwwwwwn!
ReplyDeleteand yes. so cute.