i need to marry a scandinavian.

now.

i absolutely need to.

i dont care how smelly they are or how questionable their hygiene habits are, but i just need to.

you see, today morning i chanced upon this delightful website (absolutely by chance) and ive been entranced by the numerous amount of ingenious things they have. while owning everything will set me back a few thousand years, ive decided that i should invest my energy instead into flying to the Scandinavian region and grabbing a husband. that way, id get to live in the country, earn the pay, have a Swedish husband and bam! beautiful inter-racial babies only living in the finest Sweden has to offer. i suppose the halal-meat sourcing might be an issue, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there. until then, if you have happen to have a cute Scandinavian friend who could use a bit of brown in his life, you know where to reach me!

me!

. the world on my finger. literally.

. circus-ing. a beautiful pretty necklace. im SO taken by it. arent you too?

. for those cold cold nights. there's going to be many many nights that will freeze my toes off in Sweden, hence its only right that i be prepared with the cutest cardigan in like, ever!

. cute dresses are necessary. because hello, the owner is just as cute!

. VELOUR DRESS!  this is an ABSOLUTE must. you only need to look at it once and be completely in love with it! i LOVE it!

. lace dress! this is just as beautiful. so carey mulligan. so awesome.

. second skin. i dont know what it is about this dress, but im just. in love. this is perfect to twirl in, dont you think? and i love being twirled!

. because im bambi and love headbands! this is the perfect marriage of the two things dont you think?

. cardigan! forget everything else, check out how awesome her hairstyle is! i wants it So Bad!

. in the finer details. you mightnt see the brilliance (yes mightnt) on first sight, but look closely and you'll see what a intricate piece of knitwork this is.

. ah. a vest!  in this we MUST invest! otherwise, abeer will be a pest!

. another cardigan. youre kidding me arent you beer? no. i am not. this is just. im running out of words. eep!

our home!

. the best coat rack. ever. im not even shitting you. i have ALWAYS had a thing for coat racks, and really wanted one for my 15th birthday (yes, i know im weird like that) but never got it (obviously). when i grow up, i shall buy at least 2. one of them will this, you listening mr. swede?

. candleabra. sigh.

. for my countless books. a nice easel-like stand.

. for our knick knacks. and for all the stuff we pick up from our world travels. haaaih.

. look! another bookshelf! JJJYEAAAAAAH!

. mugs! but of course, for our morning tea (you can have coffee if you like, im not fussy. in fact i love the smell of it!)

. speaking of mugs... a tea set! elegant isnt it?

. revolutionary. really. mr. swede's probably also going to be very smart. these people have minds that just work in the most advanced ways!

. pasta spoon. this is so cool, its not even funny. and i love pasta!

colours!

. all these links are just mindblowing brilliant explosions of colours.

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our children!

but of course, as im indian, we need to have many.

. board game. i have no idea what this game is, and i dont even want to play it, but i want to use it to decorate my home!

. barrel of monkeys. not the game but better!

. elephante! this is more for me. not the kids. because i have always aspired to own a stuffed elephant toy. i own a cute little camel already! 

. goats! HOMG GOAT STUFFED TOY!

. sticky tape project. for those countless hours spent with them doing arts and crafts, making pretty things they would soon forget.

. lets measure them, shall we dear? since i was a little girl, i have always wanted a measuring system to see how my kids would grow in height. for me, the grand plan was to have each year, the children measured by a wall to see what height they were at, mark it slightly with a pencil and have them dip their hand in paint and press it on the wall (their middle finger would reach the tip of their marked height). one by one, id have a beautiful wall of hands and heights.

. I WANT THAT LOLLIPOP. honestly my eyes stopped at that. thats an INSANE piece of candy.

not to mention, all the IKEA trips in the world and IKEAN meatballs and Daim cake. my life couldnt possibly get more romantic than this.