Diss For Sale.

Pissed off at someone?

Cant say anything apart from 'go suck on a dick', but cant say that because its too haram?

Well, your search for a halal insult ends right here.

The next time you want to keep things halal, simply say

'go suck on a bone marrow'.

Not only is it technically correct, but its also halal! Yay! 

If that doesnt do the trick, you can add proverbial salt to the marrow by saying 

'and i hope you choke on it and die!'

As always, you're most welcome.