Sunday, April 24, 2011

Dear Shakira,

I would like to pose a question to you.
At what point in time exactly did hips start talking, for them to, paraphrase you, 'not lie'?
I remain utterly confused at how hips can lie, or even communicate in such a manner.
I'd be highly obliged if you could provide an explanation, since mine only bump into inanimate objects, get bruised till the cows come home, and on occasion sway.
A.

PS. And 'so you dont confuse them with mountains?' Surely a candidate for the Most Conceited Personality of the Year Award.

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