Okay, that's it.
I'm finally decided that I need leverage in my life against all the un-coolness I encounter.
I need an ex.
That way, even though he doesnt so much as exist, I can always be like, 'O yeah, you know my ex? Completely crazy guy. Went as far as to maul a bear. Died poor thing'.
Ex-dropping is so cool. It gives you so much street cred. I need street cred. And I need to make a fictional present-boyfriend sound like the most insane being on Earth.
Also, by the time you're reading this line, you'd dare not be thinking about how sad a Being I am. I'm trying my LEVEL best to be cool here. Word.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Decision
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You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
ReplyDeletePumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are ABEER! :)
...your fictional present-boyfriend :P
Hahahahahahaha this is ridonkuculous!
ReplyDeleteMay I at least know the identity of the fictional present-boyfriend?