there are 2 reasons why i'm extremely cool.
. i know what an ampersand is. and i also know what a crown is. ask me sometime.
. i am the only person i know who has a soap bruise. pears rawks.
. i cracked a brilliant very anti-Pakistan joke today. before i say it, let this be a disclaimer that i have absolutely no animosity for the lovely neighbours. i happen to think they have alot of beauty there.
so there was this dude walking and he was wearing a kurta. now anyone who knows me, knows how much of a high regard i hold a guy in (is it just me or is there something disastrously grammatically wrong here?) a kurta. so when i spotted a kurta-clad man, i was like ooer! and i ask my friends, dyou think he's pakistani? just as they're about to answer the question with mehs and i dont know reallys, the dude trips a little and drops his drink (but catches it just in time). so i go, 'o he's definitely pakistani. he just dopped something'. for those who dont know, this is a not-so-veiled-reference at their poor fielding capabilities on the field, considering they're usually so good at it.
arent i so funny?
. please dont sit next to me and have lunch if you're going to chew with your mouth open.
. i saw the cutest thing today. so i dig kurta boys. i saw one. not only was he wearing a kurta and looking absolutely desi-tastic (i know im going to regret this later), he smiled at someone or something a little while later just as i passed him. and he had braces on. i think its safe to say that im in louv.
. apparently a certain miss puri has a problem with my incomplete weird-ass blog spots. to put it as concisely as she did, 'WHAT THE FUCK ABEER'.
. my best friend called me abeer the aberration today. hahahaha. my other friend called me rickshaw lady. haw haw.
The rickshaw bag is cool. How can they hate on it?!?!?!
ReplyDelete". please dont sit next to me and have lunch if you're going to chew with your mouth open."
ReplyDeleteTHAT! that always gets my nerve! really, why people could not eat with their mouth closed? it is so rude to chom chom with mouth open! rawr!
THANK YOU ZHIIIII!
ReplyDeletei knoooooooow! grr. i feel so annoyed, and when they talk to you with that. so. blardy. annoying.
HAHA! sadly, almost every other day i have to sit at lunch with SOMEONE (can be known or unknown) talking with their mouth full.
ReplyDeletei remember when i was a kid, my mom slap my chin up when i eat with my mouth open. heh. and when i grew older, i realize it is a nuisance!
i mean, come on lah. you're like what, 23? and you still cant eat properly/ what hope is there for mankind with table manners like these? seriously, life is beginning to look every bit like Wall-E more and more often!
ReplyDelete23 is next year but yea, i get the idea. Wall-E is cute. that is not something human mankind is going towards.
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