. i told mama to find me a boy, to get me married to. she said, learn how to cook first. i retorted, make sure he can afford a cook. she says, i have the best idea. i'll look for a boy who keeps fasts all year round, 24-7, so that he wont ever trouble you with requests for cooking.
. we were having lunch. mama tried feeding me fish. i dont really eat fish. she cajoled me by saying, you'll become smart if you eat fish (can you imagine, im 21, and still my mum feeds me by saying something about me will improve if i eat greens/reds/fishies). i replied, if i were to get any smarter, id leave einstein behind. she replied, you can never be as smart as einstein. i asked why. she said, because you can never eat what he ate. and what is that i asked. she said, vegetables.
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