Dear Servers Of The World,

When I tell you I want ketchup, I think it should be implied that I'm referring to tomato ketchup, because one does not refer to chili as ketchup ever. Chili sauce yes, tomato sauce yes, but when I say ketchup, I MEAN TOMATO KETCHUP SIR.

Here, a Wikipedia entry to make your life easy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup

And,

Yo Maggi, Imma let you finish, but HEINZ HAS THE BEST KETCHUP OF ALL TIME. ALL TIME.