Mama O Mama!

. so we were talking about fruit, and Mama's like, 'you know I saw a tengherine there'.

And i was like, what's that? According to Mama (and me too sometimes), a fruit ought to be spelt the way its written- so tangerine is not tanjaarine, its ten-gaa-rin.

. one day while going to office, i wasnt wearing any eyeliner. mama noticed it, and goes, 'o, no kajal today?' so i said 'no, why? do my eyes look horrible?' and mama says 'no, you look good'. and im like, 'yeah, who's opinion am i asking anyway? what would you know about looking good?' and mama retorts, 'im your mirror'. to which i said, 'its a very fugly mirror in that case'. to which she replies- 'and yet you look so beautiful in it'.

. my mama's really cool like that.